The cameramen/editors always know how to pull maximum laughs out of me.

The cameramen/editors always know how to pull maximum laughs out of me.

Miguel Veloso, Cristiano Ronaldo and Fabio Coentrao arrange threesome HUG after Euro 2012 win against Czech Republic.

(Source: nellyemily)

Homoerotica is still my favorite. Also Miguel Veloso is so damn fine. 

Homoerotica is still my favorite. Also Miguel Veloso is so damn fine. 

Oh Cristiano, your tackiness feeds my soul like little else. What is your hair even my darling?

Oh Cristiano, your tackiness feeds my soul like little else. What is your hair even my darling?

My favorite bits of this video are: 

0:31- Pep in the stands taking notes.

1:10-1:12- Cristiano running to himself because who else would he run to?

1:23-1:24- Pique’s beautiful bored pouty face + Iniesta wondering if he left the stove on.

1:34-1:35- Neymar and his ridiculous hair

1:44-1:46- Cristiano and his Baby Gap jersey.

2:27-2:29- Cristiano and his Baby Gap jersey, Part Deux

0:00-2:25- How it’s one big beautiful footie clusterfuck

His little precious face and greasy hair. *swoon*

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Iker Casillas’ Facebook

Is giving me life. I’m not even going to front. It almost makes losing the league worth it because I’ve been dying at his pictures for 24HRS.

“This is not just a dream, it’s a wet dream of orgasmic proportions.”- Ray Hudson, Greatest Commentator of All Time