Footloose & Fancy-Free

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Zayn at my door this morning 

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ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via hipsteradjacent)

The Mitt Romney “Victory” Site

Oh Mittens, you so crazy!

The cameramen/editors always know how to pull maximum laughs out of me.

Asshole snail, you’re not even real.

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Thom, how I love thee.

nikki-bestthangunevahad:

omg oprah the shade of it all

Yes Oprah gherl, brew some T for us ALL.

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I’m gonna stop, last one. Plastic Bitch had me rolling though.

Plastic Bitch by Fab Ciraolo

I feel like Fernando won’t look up because of second hand embarrassment. If Fernando has second hand hair embarrassment, it’s an issue.

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Further reasons why Iker’s Facebook is my favorite: Bing translates his posts like this.