Footloose & Fancy-Free

Raging Stallion presents its President’s Day collection — Paul ReRear’s Midnight Ride; Yankee Do-Hole and the Skin Flute Player; George Washington Crossing Del’s Underwear; and Abra-Him Lincoln, and his 9” Log — just don’t call it a “Box Set”, we’re allergic to boxes. - Strepsi

and

“Oh, you want an American ‘flag’. Nevermind.” - Betsy Ross misunderstood on her first attempt. - Homeless J

Lovely.

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nevver:

“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.”- Salvador Dali

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2chainz-1cup:

pussy game too strong

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Let’s be real: Perfect or Perfect?

True Charisma Uniqueness Nerve Talent. The real question is where has this man been all MY life?

secretpatronus:

Exorcism…by *Syllirium

Amazing.

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I’m gonna stop, last one. Plastic Bitch had me rolling though.

Plastic Bitch by Fab Ciraolo

Marilyn Monroe by Fab Ciraolo

Che Guevara by Fab Ciraolo

With the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and…Patti LaBelle(?) in the back? Yes.

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